Harley Dean picked the porn name “Harley,” because she wanted her name to be based on one of her favorite comic book villains. Obviously, she’s a fan of Harley Quinn (who isn’t?). As for “Dean,” she liked the way it sounded stern and just sort of sticks. I have to say she’s right, the name suits her and it doesn’t come off as too made up.

Harley is of Hawaiian, Filipino, Cherokee and Caucasian descent, but that’s too complicated and nuanced for porn, so you’ll usually find her under Pornhub’s “Ebony” category. Often paired up with Skin Diamond, because of their similar good looks, Harley is the less well known of the two, but that’s doesn’t mean we love her any less. I mean, come on, look at her: she’s gorgeous!

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Damn girl.

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Pro.

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Nice ass.

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Those eyes and that look of surprise, priceless.

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The fuck boy looks useless, but Harley obviously knows how to make do.

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My favorite pair up.

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Busy, talk later.

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Harley’s tiny nipples are heavenly. Skin Diamond seems to enjoy them!

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Wow.

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Doggy style is her favorite position, because she likes to have her ass manhandled.

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Swish.

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It’s all about the hand caress.

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Unbelievably gorgeous.

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Amazing body.

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Nice bum and back curve.

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I really like the curve of her body.

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Nice.

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That takes skill.

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That face, though.

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Still can’t get over how pretty she is. Those come hither eyes are killing me.

Check out this video of Harley Dean courtesy of Pornhub:

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Sloppy sex is sometimes the best kind to have. When it’s laundry day and you know your sheets are going to be tossed in the wash after their next use, it’s usually time to just let the juices flow and stain anything that your jizz can land on.

I used to use this set of black sheets when I lived alone, but my girl hates them because her sticky white cum is always so visible. Now we only use them when company is sleeping on our air mattress to make sure no funny business is going on without our involvement.

Because that’s the way we roll.

Are you Peepz ready to make a sloppy mess of yourselves? Let’s get ready to fap!

In order to make Kasey Warner soak her undies, all she needs is a thick slab of cock in front of her face. She loves focusing on cock and showing off her bush for the cameras. By the end of this clip, she’s working her stunt cock like a jackhammer. Her make up is smeared all over her face and when the cum starts flying, it pastes her pale skin.

Two blondes and a cock walk onto a porno set. That sounds like the set up to a terrible joke, but it’s more sexy then it is funny. There’s puckering butthole, lots of rimming, and tons of ass to mouth action. I came twice. See if you can beat me.

Sexy stockings, perfectly painted toes, and a whole lot of cock had me cumming for quite awhile when I came across this TS Pussy Hungter’s video. Butt massages are always nice.

This next clip starts out with a faked orgasm but ends with a cuckold eating a creampie straight from his girl’s pussy. The load is massive and you won’t believe your eyes when you watch this hottie take a cock.

If you’re a lover of latex and saliva, you aren’t going to last for long when you hit play on this next one. Buttsex…lots and lots of huge dildos penetrating every hole possible…make this my favorite clip on this week’s Fap Along.

That’s it for this week, Peepz. If you’re still feeling frisky, tell me all about your sloppiest sex session in the comments below. I can’t wait to read all about it.

Image: Casey Calvert in Beautifully Sloppy by Brazzers

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I don’t claim to be a nudist, but I will admit to enjoying my own nudity. As soon as I get home from work, most of my clothing comes off (except for in the winter ’cause hard nipples can be annoying when you’re shivering) and I go about the rest of my evening.

I love being naked.

Clothes are fun and they protect you from the elements, but sometimes all I want is to be naked as a jay bird and letting the wind kiss my tits.

We have a pretty sweet balcony on our condo so during the summertime, I love to strip down to nothing and lay in my gravity chair reading a book. It’s so freeing to be completely exposed without any chance of anyone watching me.

On Saturday, May 7, 2012, I plan on celebrating World Naked Gardening Day, or WNGD for those in the know. We have a small container garden that didn’t yield much produce last year…but that was mostly because my girlfriend and I didn’t do any research. We’ve studied up on how to actually make things grow and we’re prepared with our trowels and fertilizer. It’s time to party with plants.

My goal is to grow a zucchini that I can fuck myself with.

Last year’s were super disappointing…kind of like my ex.

I think that World Naked Gardening Day is a fantastic idea, especially if you plan on participating with some friends. Grab your favorite hoe and start weeding!

Do you like being naked outside?

Have you ever gardened naked, or do you think you will this year just because WNGD is an excellent excuse?

Let me know in the comments, but in the mean time, here’s a clip of a gardener getting his bits sucked by a hot MILF who wants to drink up every drop of his spunk.

Source: WNGD.org

Image: Bridgett B in Garden Hoes by Brazzers

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Connie Carter is gorgeous. She has a pretty face, phenomenal tits, and an amazing body. I’ve been sitting here trying to figure out how to rub one out without drawing attention to myself or making too much noise (I’m not alone and I’m not at home, obviously), but I’m still not sure if I’ve found the one.

An hour ago I was ready to dub Connie the new love of my life, because hello perfection thy name is Connie Carter’s tits, but after going through her Pornhub vids and seeing the same thing over and over again, I’m no longer sure how I feel. The pretty face and phenomenal bod is always there, but I’m not quite sold on her porno acting skills.

I’m not sure I’m feeling the authenticity here.

Looking at her GIFs I don’t see the problem, because all they make me want to do is masturbated with a frenzy I’ve seldom known, but her vids lack a little je ne sais quoi. Oh, she’s sensual enough, but where’s the passion? Perhaps my ardor for Miss Connie Carter is fading, because I’m watching these videos with the sound off (still not alone and still not at home, obviously), which is taking some of the fun out of it for me.

*Note to self: always carry noise cancelling headphones around with you.*

Moans and groans and other various sex sounds complete the experience for me and without knowing what Connie Carter sounds like… I feel like I’m going at this whole thing without all the facts. I think I’ll reserve final judgment until such a time as I can give her videos the attention of all my sense. In the meanwhile, here are some killer GIFs.

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Those tits kill me.

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Oh that smile and lip bite at the end.

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Hehe.

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Heavenly boobs.

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Boobs.

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Boobs.

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Boobs.

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Not boobs.

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Boobs.

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Boobs.

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Boobs.

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Boobs.

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Obscured boobs.

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Boobs.

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Boobs.

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Pretty pussy (and boobs).

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Boobs.

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Boob intermission.

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Boobs, they’re a theme.

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More boobs.

Check out this video of Connie Carter courtesy of Pornhub:

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After seeing so many nude but covered and hand bra shots of the same model you start wondering if she has nipples. Before this photoshoot, I was entirely convinced that Genevieve Morton had Barbie boobs and genitals, you know the kind, sans nipples and with a plastic kitty. Thanks to Morton’s recent see-through we have confirmation that the blonde babe does indeed have nipples. No weirdly smooth boobs for this one, areolae have been confirmed!

Word is still out on the plastic crotch, though.

If Genevieve Morton wants to dispel the rumor that she has a Barbie crotch she’ll have to show us more than this:

Because that looks a lot like this:

Not that I have anything against Barbie, the crotch-less doll was a big part of my sexual awakening, it’s just that my tastes have grown a little since then and I do enjoy fantasy playmates with actual vaginas and such.

It’s nuts how people will go gaga over the blonde with the biggest tits. I’ve been looking at pictures of Charlotte McKinney to try to determine why she gets more spotlight time than Genevieve Morton and the only thing I can think of is that she has slightly bigger boobs.

I’m not trying to pit the ladies against each other, it’s just that I’m off the opinion that Genevieve Morton is criminally underrated in this whole battle of the big-boobed blondes thing. That said, I still need proof that she doesn’t suffer from Barbie crotch.

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I’m smoldering in my apartment, waiting for the sky to clear up a bit so that I can head over to the pool. When it gets hot like it is in Jersey right now, I crave being submerged in water and BBQ-ing with my friends.

Do we really need bathing suits to have a good time? I mean, if the options are bathing suits or nothing at all, I’d definitely prefer boobs. But I’m definitely OK with starting out clothed and working the clothing off as the day goes on.

This first video in my Fap Along list for this week is a warm up…there’s no sex, but there are plenty of topless hotties having a good time in the pool. That’s really all you need to get your boner up and ready to rock, right?

Gonzo porn is hot because it gets all up in your face and lets you feel like you’re in the middle of the action. Roc and Shay get crazy freaky in this clip from their website…and the fire pit isn’t the only thing that’s smoking hot.

Hotties in bikinis strip down and slip and slide all over the place in this Mofo’s video. This is like my ultimate fantasy BBQ honestly. Only most of the sex would be happening outside instead of in a hotel room.

Their bathing suits don’t say on for long in this clip, but that’s totally fine with me. Sexy wet girlfriends Veronica Rodriguez and Chloe Amour never let the sand of the beach touch their skin while they’re making out and getting fucked.

It’s no secret that Ava Addams is beautiful, but the bathing suit she’s wearing in this last clip has my pussy soaked and just about ready to explode. Are you ready to cum with me? I hope you are!

That’s it for me this week, Peepz! I hope you’ve been enjoying the sunshine and everything that goes along with it. See you next week!

Image: Madelyn Marie in Crashing Johnny’s BBQ by Brazzers

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Jade Nile, the self-described “Porn’s Hippy Butterfly/Fire Performer,” was a 2016 AVN nominee for Best New Starlet. She likes to say she’s a hippie from the woods who came out to play. I like that, I like that a lot.

Like a lot of women in the industry, Jade started off as a cam girl. Story goes that she was camming one day and an agent caught her show. He must have liked what he saw, because he bought her a plane ticket the very next day. The rest, as they say, is history, because as soon as Jade was on her first porn set she realized that she just wants to be naked all the time… at home, at work, everywhere. That’s just how she rolls.

Thanks to porn, Jade has learned to love her asshole. It was a no go zone in her personal life before she entered the XXX biz, but she slowly opened up to the idea. One night, a while back, she even woke up with a finger in her asshole (don’t worry, it was her finger). Something like that never would have happened before porn. She has conquered her asshole. #proud

In her spare time, Jade likes to bless crystals and give them to everyone she meets… Everyone needs a hobby, I guess. I feel like going on a rant about people who are crazy about crystals, but I’ll hold myself back, because I have weird beliefs too and Jade has nice boobs. Let live and let die, I say. Let live and nice boobs.

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Oh Shae Summers, Goddess of the big natural boobs! How much I love thee! In my heart you’re not just another short gorgeous lass from Florida – you’re more than that – you’re also a huge pair of sweater puppies and don’t you forget it. Not that you could forget it. I mean, they do bring you your paycheck. They also happened to be on your chest, so, you know, literally, right under you nose. If you did forget about them, I might be concerned about your mental health. Early onset Alzheimer’s maybe? Although, at 22 that would be pretty damn early, early onset Alzheimer’s.

Sigh. I feel like I may have taken a dark turn there somewhere. No matter, we will forge on, and on, and on, and on.

Of Irish and Chinese descent, Shae is this irresistible mix of girl next door, petite nympho, and curvy bombshell. It’s a rare combo, but it works. Too bad she retired before her career could truly skyrocket. We’ll always have the Internet, though, and these awesome GIFS to help us through tax season. Ok, so it’s not tax season anymore, but some of us procrastinate okay?! Okay.

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This is number 1 through 20.

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That looks… awkward?

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Good lord.

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Boobie tan lines!

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So cute. Her face, not that schlong. Although, that schlong is alright too.

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I could not understand titty fucking when I was a kid. It seemed totally pointless to me from the female perspective anyhow. Oh how things have changed since then.

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Oh God, those boobs again.

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When four fingers doesn’t seem like too much.

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Lollipop Lollipop
Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
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Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
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Oh Lolli Lolli Lolli
Lollipop

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Best boobs in porn?

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Abigail Mac showing off her pussy eating skills on Shae Summers.

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That guy looks ineffectual, but Shae is super cute as usual.

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What is it called when you motorboat someone’s ass?

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Sweet baby Jesus.

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I want that.

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Definitely the best boobs in porn.

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I wish my message therapist looked like that.

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Bouncy, bouncy… oh. OH.

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LOOK AT THAT FACE.

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I…speechless.

Check out this vid of Shae Summers courtesy of Pornhub:

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Most of my free time is slightly consumed with wedding planning at the moment. It’s not as terrible as I thought it would be, which is nice…and I’m finding porno inspiration in the strangest places.

Like flowers.

There are so many adult actresses that take the name “Flower,” in one way or another. Each one is hotter than the next.

Pants down, lube up! Let’s get ready to fap!

First up is Farrah Flower, a spunky redhead who loves to get filthy while she’s working out. The voyeurs snapping pictures and taking video with their cell phones in the background soak my panties like crazy. I love being watched nearly as much as she does.

Annabelle Flowers is a smoking hot cougar with sex on her mind. Her bush is well groomed and topped off with tattoos. If you love amateur camera work with a nice set of titties, you’re really going to blow if you can see this clip to the end.

Classic big-butt squirter Flower Tucci is always prowling around looking for a dick to suck. This video shows off all her best angles while she’s masturbating and getting plowed by a huge dick.

Did someone order some double-sided dildo lesbian action? I mean, that’s always on my porno menu, but I know that most of you Peepz are down to watch some of that as well. April Flowers really knows how to grind her snatch, especially in a pair of crotchless undies.

I dug deep to find this last clip. I knew I wanted to feature Kristina Rose in this week’s Fap Along, but I wanted to find the perfect video to show off why I dig her porno so much. She’s retired from the industry now, but that doesn’t mean that we can’t take a moment to enjoy this feisty Latina enjoying her orgasms as they come one at a time.

That’s it for this week Peepz.

Who is your favorite “Flower” porno star? Let me know in the comments! See you next week!

Image: Daisy Monroe in Sucking When You Should Be Studying by Brazzers

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I want Mia Li to be my new best friend so we can hang out at her house and I can braid her hair while she plays the ukulele. Obviously, we’d have to be in our underwear for all this activity, because it’s so damn hot in L.A. I’m assuming. I’ve never been, but people are always going on about all the great weather in California, which is one of the reasons why I’ve never been, because I’m like the Wicked Witch of the West except instead of water I melt under the sun.

Mia Li, however seems well adapted to the weather in L.A., because she’s hot as hell and she doesn’t seem phased by it in the slightest. Probably has something to so with the fact that Mia is fit as fuck. She likes to keep in shape, go rock climbing, run, swim, and cycle. Due to her own personal level of fitness she likes guys who can keep up with her. When she gets fucked, she likes to fuck back and vice versa. To be able to sustain that kind of energy you have to be in good shape and by good shape Mia doesn’t mean stick thin, she wants someone with some meat and muscle… someone she can really get physical with.

I think Mia and Michelle could hit it off! From what I’ve seen on Buzzfeed, Michelle is a little sports addict as well. I saw sparks is all I’m saying. Watch the video and you tell me what you think.

Check out the video:

Check out this video of Mia Li courtesy of Pornhub:

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We’re winding down the gardening season here on the terrace of Casa de Harlot, and that means getting all the plants ready for fall and the long stretch of winter that we’re apparently headed for. I’m kind of psyched to tell you the truth, even though I’ll miss my nude gardening adventures. There’s something awesome about getting dirt in between my toes and taking my tits out when the breeze is blowing.

Anyway, ready for some garden fuckery Peepz? I’m just about ready to strip down right now and I’m sure you are too. Let’s Fap!

When the gardener starts to spy on this sexy teen with tiny tits, he ends up balls deep in her pussy while she’s begging for him to hit all the right spots. She moans like crazy and pulls her tiny red panties to the side to accommodate his huge dick.

What happens when you get a few dozen hot European ladies in a garden? Honestly, probably not this…but that doesn’t mean that it can’t happen in my fantasies. Sex is happening everywhere while the cameras are rolling. I fucking love it.

Hot mom’s need extra loving and extra sun tan lotion…and maybe some extra cock as well. A bit of dick never hurts, especially when you’re getting it in with the help.

Anal sex for the first time on a picnic blanket? Yes please…all of that. I have no idea what the performers in this next clip are talking about, but honestly, I’m too focused on the sexy blonde’s tits to pay any attention to the sweet and saucy dirty talking that is obviously going on.

This last clip is hella sexy. It’s a gonzo view of a big-boobed brunette getting plowed from behind while she’s doing her gardening. Hot. As. Fuck.

Well Peepz, there’s a huge wet spot on my chair which means that it’s time for me to grab a towel. I hope your cumshot was a s big as mine.

See you next week! Keep Fapping!

Image: Lana Violet in Poolside Pussy by Brazzers

I’m too tired to think, let alone write, so I’ll just leave this meme here for you.

I ate some chicken noddle soup and some chocolate chip cookies, I feel better now. Less tired, more about getting your attention, so stop fapping… for at least a minute. READ ALL MY WORDS. My precious words that take me an eternity to craft so that each and every blog post is perfect. Better than the next great American novel.

I’m tired, because I’ve been googling iPads all day and each and every time I decide which one I want to buy I go to order it online and they don’t have the color I want or they don’t have the number of gigs I want. Making decisions is hard. (I was literally sulking as I wrote that last sentence.) I’m officially the worst.

Nooooow, you can go back to fapping with a little help from Jillian Janson. She’s up to the task, I assure you.

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Bing image search “Jillian Janson” GIFs and you’ll find a whole lot of this. Deep. Throat.

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Jillian Janson and Karla Kush make a really good team.

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Her pussy looks really tight. I can almost feel the grip.

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DP always strikes me as something that is hard to coordinate. I bet a lot of dick injuries happen from slippage and botched reentry.

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Ahhh fuck.

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Suck a nice ass. I wish I had a tub that size though.

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Hehe.

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She’s a screamer.

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Where’s her butthol-Oooh.

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That right there is art.

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Oh my God, that’s definitely what she’s seeing. I like to try and read lips when I look at porny GIFs.

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Didn’t know she was a squirter.

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Is that even her? The bangs are throwing me off.

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Uh oh, Jillian gets caught by her mom trying to get it on with her boyfriend.

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Of course mommy Ashley Sinclair has to teach Jillian Janson a less or two. She’s really milking it here for all it’s worth.

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Hehe, that doesn’t not look comfortable.

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My computer was being slow and for a second there I thought that first GIF was a still picture, because he’s entering her vadge so damn slowly. Then I saw her expression on the second GIF and I fell a little bit in love and everything is forgiven.

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Getting your tits munched on feels so damn good. Guys, you have no idea.

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She purdy.

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Who’s the other woman in this GIF? And someone please find this scene for me.

Check out this vid of Jillian Janson courtesy of Pornhub:

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I had to take a masturbation break at work today. It’s not something that I do often at my new job, but today…it was oh so very necessary. I was playing with my clit in the bathroom and when my fingers started slipping down my slit and into my pussy hole, I knew exactly what kind of filth I wanted to watch.

The fact that PornHub has an app is probably the most amazing thing ever.
It totally comes in clutch every time I’m out and about and looking to relieve some tension.

Fingering is the theme this week, Peepz. You ready?

Bibi Jones has a tight hole that Manuel Ferrara is dying to get inside of. He gets her ready for his massive shaft with a little licking and a few digits strategically placed inside her box.

Two hottie brunettes with big boobs, thick thighs and glasses is more than enough to get my panties wet. Being a BBW myself, I’m totally in love with clips like this one.

It’s just about that time to get up close and personal with a hairy Asian love box. She’s moaning like crazy as her on-screen fuck buddy makes waves of pleasure flow down to her toes.

Solo masturbation clips aren’t always my go-to fodder, but Nubiles always does it right. Remy Lacroix makes love to the camera like it was her job…mostly because it is.

A quick finger banging session leads to a long ride on a stiff shaft for this next babe. She’s blonde, foxy and tempted to break all the rules with her puffy pink lips.

My fingers have made my keyboard sticky enough for now. Let me know in the comments if you’d like a Fap Along list of your own!

Image: Jelena Jensen and Kenzie Taylor in Personal Trainers by Brazzers

Is vampire sex still hip? It’s just about Halloween, so even if it isn’t, the subject is topical. While digging around for pervy stuff on Indie Gogo, I came across a campaign for blood lube.

Not lubricant for your blood, but lube for sex that looks like blood.

Yeah.

Because kinky sex doesn’t have to happen just once a month….you should be able to have as much kinky, bloody sex as you want when ever you want.

The description on the Gogo page reads:

Just in time for Halloween, this campaign is for kinks and freaks. We searched for a long time to find blood lube online and in stores and couldn’t find traces of it anywhere. We’ve talked to a lot of friends online and in person and they also were very interested in the product! We want to be the first to really put a stamp on this blood fetish and give the world what they’ve been waiting for. We present to you, blood lube. Safe, fun, and VERY freaky.

Everything is still in the concept stage, but the couple behind the product have a unique idea as well as the passion for Gothic Love to back it up.

They’ve raised over a thousand dollars so far, and the campaign seems to have picked up some speed since I came across it last week.

I’m not judgy about this type of stuff…but I’d like to toss in the thought that towels or dark sheets should probably be used while playing with blood lube, even if it’s just conceptual. Red stains on white sheets are no joke, even if you’re a filthy bachelor who does the wash once every 200 years.

I’ll admit that I’m 100% into this. I think it would be hella sexy to get slippery and messy with this type of stuff.

Blood lube means sexy time with the lights on, and I’m A-OK with that.

What do you Peepz think? Would you be into using blood lube while you’re getting down and dirty? Would you prefer to try it out solo or with a partner?

Let me know in the comments!

Source: Indie Gogo

Image: Veronica Vain in Fucking With a Vampire by Brazzers

Holy fuck! Tove Lo is a short film called Fairy Dust and in the end credits she’s seen masturbating and flashing some tit. There’s a GIF of it and it’s amazing. It’s fucking hot and it makes me want to lie down and imitate her. I love the way a she gently rocks her hips back and forth. Drool.

I can’t stop starring at it. I haven’t even watched the video yet. I’ve been starring at the GIF all day. Okay, shaking myself out of it. Give me a minute or two to watch the vid and I’ll be back. First gotta pause the Johnny Cash that’s playing. Okay, pressing play on the video. Here we are.

Dammit, it’s 31:11 minutes long. Who has time for that? Just stick to the GIF, it’s the best part.

The GIF in all its glory.

Hotdamn!

If your attention span is longer than mine you might be interested in knowing that Fairy Dust is a short film directed by Tim Erem and it’s actually pretty good… well, at least the parts I saw while skipping ahead. It’s a drug infused melodrama where Tove Lo gets pretty sexy with a lad and a lass. The lass is Lina Esco and she’s my new favorite brunette. I’ve already stalked her Instagram.

Right, so the short film is a mashup of a few Tove Lo tracks from her new album Lady Wood, available now on iTunes. Haha, that sounded like a professional iTunes plug. Don’t worry, I’m not pimping iTunes. In fact, I’ve never bought anything from iTunes in my life. I’m all about illegally downloading torrents. Shh.

Check out the video:

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Damn, Love Magazine actually managed to snag Kim Kardashian for their advent calendar. Pretty sure this is a first. They’ve already had Momma Jenner and Kendall in their calendar, it’s about time they go for the big guns. This video caused a mini internet apocalypse, because people didn’t know what the fuck was going on.

People thought KK released her own personal peace on earth Holiday video for shits and giggles. I had to explain to Peepz that there’s this thing called the Love Magazine advent calendar that releases nonsensical videos every year as a countdown to the new year. They still didn’t understand, but it made them feel better to have an origin story.

Day 12: Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian wishes you peace on earth, because why not.

Day 13: Sara Sampaio

Sara Sampaio is my favorite Victoria’s Secret Angel.

Day 14: Taylor Hill

Wait, no. Taylor Hill is my new favorite Victoria’s Secret angel. That’s why she gets two videos. I love me a brunette with spectacular blue eyes, but I’m starting to have a hard time telling Adriana Lima, Irina Shayk, Sara Sampaio, and Taylor Hill apart.

It doesn’t help that all VC angels have that same long wavy hair. It’s like their uniform or something. I bet it’s in their contracts. God forbidden anyone of them cut their hair. Gasp!

Day 15: Ciara

I didn’t know Ciara was in The Last Unicorn?! Meh.

Day 16: Chrissy Teigen

Chrissy Teigen is single handedly bringing back aerobics. Seriously, though. She just had a kid and she looks phenomenal. I would pay to do her exercise video and I don’t pay for anything if I don’t have to.

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Tis the season to receive expensive gifts. When I was younger, I was under the impression that anyone with a fancy pants DSLR was a photographer, and therefore completely qualified to take naked pictures of me while stuffing dildos into my butthole.

As I grew older and wiser, I learned that this was not always never the case.

Legit photographers can sometimes get a bad rep because of all the creepers out there trying to infringe upon the art that they are actually trying to create…this top 5 list is not going to help their case out at all. You Peepz have your jizz receptacles ready? Let’s Fap!

My favorite line in this first pictorial fantasy is hands down, “I mean even with all the D cups, err I mean, hiccups we had, we were still able to get the pictures.” It’s a soft and sensual clip with plenty of build up and a hot one-the-tongue cumshot at the end.

I feel like I lived through this clip a few times in my life. I don’t know that I ever actually believed the dudes taking the pictures had the ability to make me famous, but at least I was getting fucked…sometimes not so well, but the sex was happening.

A bruise on the bottom of a model leads her into a threesome with the photographer and her assistant. Sexy lingerie are mixed with girl-next-door garb and the result is an explosion in my pants. The sexiest moment may be when the assistant is sucking dick and eating pussy at the same time.

If you’ve been reading my posts for awhile, you know that I’m hella into BDSM and most things kinky. The photographer in this video takes advantage of the newbie model that has arrived in his studio. He takes a few shots of her fully clothed, but then works a ball gag into the shoot and it’s all uphill from there.

A boudoir photoshoot for Veronica Avluv is the perfect excuse for seduction. Johnny Sins is like putty in her hands and he can’t seem to keep his mouth off her huge boobs.

That’s it for this week, Peepz. Hit me up in the comments below if you’d like a Fap Along of your very own. Cumming along with you is one of my favorite things to do.

Image: Jenni Lee in The Wedding Photographer

I can remember back in 1991 when I was watching In Living Color with my family and one of the Waynes brothers introduced Jennifer Lopez for the first time. Something tingled inside me and I knew that I wanted to marry her. I was only 11 so I didn’t understand any of the dynamics of sex, but married seemed nice, so that’s what I went with.

As I got older, and I started dating boys, I learned that it was super rare for my friends to admit they were into people that were the same gender as they were. My lust for Jennifer Lopez stayed hidden because I wanted to be “normal” and accepted by the group mentality that included heterosexuality.

It was a different world back then though. Closet doors have been, not only busting wide open, but never closed in the first place. That makes me feel kind of old but in the best way possible. I got married (or at least, we got the license and all the paperwork is filed…the actual big hoopla of a shindig will be in May as planned…we just didn’t want to head into 2017 without the proper documents being signed…just in case) in December and it’s forced me to try and see things from a different perspective.

Double standards drive me crazy. The fact that people are still ashamed of their physical desires because of imaginary rules that have been grandfathered in through the generations seems like a pretty piss poor way to do things.

New York Magazine posted an article about the dynamics of straight rural men having sex that was pretty intriguing. The men discussed in the piece are looking for friends to have sex, specifically oral, every now and then. They don’t want the emotional attachments or the clingy behavior. A lot of them are already married to women, so they aren’t looking for a feminine type of fellow. They’re looking for someone similar to their reflection, someone who has the same idea about male on male sexual situations and won’t want anything more than a pair of shared orgasms and a bit of casual conversation over coffee.

They’re calling this phenomenon “Buddy Sex” because the men involved are friends with benefits, even if they’d rather not label themselves as gay or bisexual. It’s the labels that they have the issue with, not necessarily the sex acts that they involve themselves in. And that might be my personal problem with this whole situation.

People are going to enjoy sex however they enjoy it. Labeling sex as some kind of shameful activity when it’s fun between consenting adults seems like a waste of time to me.

What do you Peepz think? Are you able to separate sex from emotional attachment in your mind? Would you be down for a same sex encounter if the timing was right? Let me know in the comments below!

Image: Alanah Rae in The Men In Plastic Masks by Brazzers

Source: New York Magazine

Sasha Samsonova makes sexy videos. Kylie Jenner spends her life trying to be sexy. It only makes sense that the two would team up for a sexy video. It’s basically the Kim Kardashian and Ray J sex tape without the actual sex… or much of anything really, but you know that Kylie is Kim 2.0.

It’s all about keeping the family fortune going up, up, and up.

Kim is still raking it in, but she’s older now. Happily married with kids, so she can’t keep up with the antics as much as she would like. It’s all up to the next generation of cash co Kardashians/Jenners to keep it fresh and trendy. Kendall is a super model and tries to keep it classy, but Kylie is a little more ratchet (?).

I don’t know, I was going to use the word ghetto, but then I thought that was a little offensive. “Urban” wasn’t much better, so I settled on ratchet, but I don’t think that was much of an improvement on the offensive track.

When Kylie first started with her whole mega-vixen makeover I was totally on board, but these days I find myself wondering how much of her is fake (eyelashes, hair extensions, silicon injections, nails, etc) to bother enjoying the sexiness.

That said, that body though. Holy shit, how did Kylie Jenner even manage that?! Those proportions are insane!

Check out the video:

KYLIE from sasha samsonova on Vimeo.

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Helen Mirren is a goddess. Always has been, always will be.

I came across these pics the other day and I’m a fan. I like them. I like them a lot.

They’re actually from a few years ago when Mirren was promoting the film Love Ranch. In Love Ranch, Mirren played the madam of a legal brothel operated near Reno in the mid-’70s, so of course she had to pose nude in a bathtub to get people talking about the movie.

I didn’t see Joe Pesci pose nude in a bathtub to promote Love Ranch and he played Mirren’s husband in the movie, but that’s a discussion for another day.

At the time, some dudes were like “ewww, I don’t want to see 65 year-old boobs,” never mind that Mirren was 64 at the time, I guess 65 had a better ring to it… closer to 70, which is how old Mirren is today. Well, 71 if you want to be a stickler about it.

Personally, I really like pictures of Helen Mirren naked in a tub no matter how old she is.

Now-ish:

Then:

Now-ish:

Of course, no one complained when Helen Mirren posed nude in a tub when she was 24 years-old. But who in their right mind would? I’m just wondering why people are complaining about it now that she’s a little older? I mean, it’s Helen Mirren. I’m gonna want to keep seeing her naked until the end of time. I hope I look half as good when I’m that age.

Long live Helen Mirren’s boobs!

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